Your voice of reason at the Plateau de Saclay
Fabian M. Suchanek 2021-03-20, terms of use
We now have to admit that we have run out of novel articles that we could publish: IP Paris first admits students and only later puts in place the necessary administration? We already had that at Paris-Saclay! Committees do no share their decisions with the lecturers? Yeah, we also had that at Paris-Saclay. A lack of digital infrastructure? That's just like at Paris-Saclay! A jungle of partially overlapping educational programs? We already have one at Télécom Paris alone. A hegemony of one of the schools? That also somehow reminds us of Paris-Saclay. An ever-growing thicket of cross-institutional institutions? We had one at Télécom alone already. Should we potentially even make constructive proposals? We did that back in 2018 already ↗Fluctuat et Mergitur article on how to improve IP Paris↗Proposals by the DIG team to improve Télécom Paris↗Slides by the DIG team to improve Télécom Paris.
The time has thus come to wrap up. We have withdrawn our undercover agents from the presidency of the Master's program Data&Knowledge at Paris-Saclay University, and the presidency of the Data AI Master's program, of the Computer Science Program, and of the PhD track Computer Science at IP Paris. Fluctuat et Mergitur will come to an end. In this last article, we offer a constructive summary of what has changed for the better over these last years. We will accompany this summary by the notes of people who participated in the relevant meetings. [All textboxes without sources are taken from the historical meeting protocols of our undercover agents↗See also: Rapport d'étonnement sur Paris-Saclay en 2015]
I argued that
* the goal of UPSa is to be a top school (objections here: "that is bullshit")
* most of the top students in the world are not francophone, but anglophone (objections here: "No, the top students at *our* university do not speak English!")
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Chères et chers collègues, chères étudiantes, chers étudiants, [...]
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Dear colleagues and students, [...]
À ma connaissance, on n'a jamais reçu un document écrit, signé, et daté du conseil de formation.
From: ÉXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Tuesday, May 10, 2016, 22:22
Tu n'en recevras pas.
Institut Mines-Télécom: “une université technologique dans l’esprit d’universités américaines comme le MIT” [Ministère de la Santé]
Paris-Saclay: “reach the same level of excellence as [the] MIT” [The Conversation, 2015-05-27]
IP Paris: “la marque du MIT à la française : Institut Polytechnique De Paris” [Ecole Polytechnique, 2019-02-07]
Yves Poilane [director of Télécom Paris]: ParisTech has an important role to play. Our primary mission is to design and implement multidisciplinary projects in the areas of training, research and innovation to meet business needs.